“There are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.”
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“I can't fight. I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys.”
“Some big insect flew in and began walking on the table. I don’t know what insect it was, but it was brown, shining, and rich in structures. In the city the big universal chain of insects gets thin, but where there’s a leaf or two it’ll be represented.”
“Three Guys and a Goat is not a good name for a bed and breakfast. I know, because my two partners overruled my name suggestion.”
“Actually I dont know if it ever works out unless you are standing in the middle of the street and dont see the ten-ton truck coming and this good guy pushes you out of the way and says its for your own good.”
“I have a great golf swing. I just wish I had someone to push me on it.”