“friends help friends fight pixies.”
“Remember, friends help you move. Good friends help you move a body. Best friends bring their own shovel...”
“A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body.”
“A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.”
“An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.”
“A friend is more concerned about helping people than getting credit. A friend cares. A friend loves. A friend listens. And a friend reaches out.”