“Grandchildren are the best Invention since Apples”
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
“I will say, too, that lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve. The best idea in that apple, though, is making jazz.”
“Women been gittin' pregnant ever since Eve ate that apple.”
“Best of all are the decorations the grandchildren have made ~ fat little stars and rather crooked Santas, shaped out of dough and baked in the oven.”
“The best way to predict the future is to invent it.”