“More hugs, less thugs'Ethelred-Ted”

“More hugs, less thugs.”

“Words once uttered, cannot be buttered, so season them all before you speak”

“Grandchildren are the best Invention since Apples”

“Keep going, keep going, anything worthwhile is rarely achieved without a measure of fear.”

“We're both just human. Nothing more. But also nothing less.”

“I've got to stop getting obsessed with human beings and fall in love with a chair. Chairs have everything human beings have to offer, and less, which is obviously what I need. Less emotional feedback, less warmth, less approval, less patience and less response. The less the merrier. Chairs it is. I must furnish my heart with feelings for furniture.”