“Just so you know, I'm straight. Totally straight. As an arrow."Her voice held a smile. "So am I”

“Um, yeah. I mean, I think… wow." It made sense, really. All part of that vampire seduction gambit: lurethe prey to you, give it a reason to open its veins. Sure cut down on that messy struggling. "Just so youknow, I'm straight. Totally straight. As an arrow."Her voice held a smile. "So am I.”

“Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? What about slut pride.”

“I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?”

“Jenny, if you're so con­vinced I'm a loser, why did you bull­doze me into buy­ing you cof­fee?'She looked me straight in the eye and smiled.'I like your body,' she said.”

“So, let me get this straight," he said to me. "You save my ass and you're a loser. I stick up for you because of it and I'm a hero. How does that work?""I don't know. But it's so sweet.”