“So I’d been called the Barbara Walters of weird shit.There’s weird shit and then there’s weird shit.”
“When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law of 'Anomalous Phenomena Attraction.' He explained it to me once. Didn't really pay attention, but it boils down to 'weird shit pulls in more weird shit.”
“Shit happens. But so does magic." ~ Celia Wird, SEALED WITH A CURSE: A Weird Girls Novel”
“You know, you're like a walking magnet for weird shit, Chase.”
“A key part of successfully being Julia, it seemed, was not giving a shit if you looked weird.”
“It's so weird being straight. You have no defenses. Shit happens and you have to feel it. You have no choice.”