“Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.”
“You try to be a nice guy, but girls just have to be stubborn about it. Then they complain chivalry is dead. Screw that.”
“Last guys don't finish nice.”
“Sometimes I think all I want to find is a mean guy and make him be nice to me. Or maybe a nice guy who's a little bit mean to me. But they're usually too nice too soon or too mean too long.”
“Caleb is a pretty nice guy."..."Why would he marry a girl like you?”
“Every guy seems nice until he’s not.”