“Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.”

“This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.”

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

“If you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to practice sex then you better find a partner, and to love you must surrender.”

“All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.”

“I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.”

“I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans.”