“One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.”

“I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.”

“When it comes to being famous, you’re usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!”

“I think a person can do one of two things in life ... make your own choices despite the past or let your past make your choices for you. Very few poeple go through life completely untouched by something bad. It's just up to the individual on how much of that bad you want to define who you are where it should be that YOU define who you are.”

“I don’t think it’s proper for a girl to have three boyfriends.” Jennifer now begins to sound her age, and more like a grandmother. Sally attempts to clear up any confusion. “They’re not my boyfriends, they’re just boys who are my friends.”“How could I have ever misunderstood that?”

“Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.”

“What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.”