“Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.”

“Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.”

“Blind nature will nearly always select the most probable, but man can let the most improbable become actual.”

“She glares at me resentfully, like I'm being unfair. But she's probably going to try to kill me, and kill me righteously, so eff you very much.”

“Satire's nature is to be one-sided, contemptuous of ambiguity, and so unfairly selective as to find in the purity of ridicule an inarguable moral truth.”

“Natural selection is a blind and undirected consequence of the interaction between variation and the environment. Natural selection exists only in the continuous present of the natural world: it has no memory of its previous actions, no plans for the future, or underlying purpose.”