“The problem with a lot people is, they are more concerned about their image than they are about their reputation. It should be the other way around.”

“I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.”

“It's not adviseable to always go around doubting others all the time. However, it is logical.”

“It's not how many times you fall. And it's not how many times you get back up. It's about how much money you have to pay people to admit that the whole incident didn't even occur to begin with.”

“When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.”

“This Obamacare thing really scares me. The United States government / politicians are trying to turn the American people into a brand X “One size fits all” country. The past ten years has been very grim for Americans. Our current state is very grim. Our future is even more grim than ever. I used to tell people that it will get worse before it gets better. Now, I just say it will get worse.”

“Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.”