“You are evil woman, just plain evil.”

“You know," Kavita begins, "I think I can pick out my own furniture. I am an artist after all. I do have some taste.""No you don't." Nick plainly states. "No man has taste. Besides, I didn't pick it out, she did. Wives are good for things like that.”

“You can push my buttons all you want. Just don't pull any of my levers.”

“I think a person can do one of two things in life ... make your own choices despite the past or let your past make your choices for you. Very few poeple go through life completely untouched by something bad. It's just up to the individual on how much of that bad you want to define who you are where it should be that YOU define who you are.”

“He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.”

“There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place”

“I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.”