“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”

“You can look it up.”

“The secret of managing is to keep the folks who hate you away from the ones who haven’t made up their minds yet. ”

“If you don't have a catcher, the ball goes to the backstop. Casey Stengel explaining why the Mets selected mediocre catcher Hobie Landrith first in the expansion draft.”

“Plea to the early 1960's NY Mets. "Can't anyone here play this game?”

“Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: you can win or you can lose or it can rain.”

“Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.”