“Mister, that boy couldn’t hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.”

“Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.”

“If you don't have a catcher, the ball goes to the backstop. Casey Stengel explaining why the Mets selected mediocre catcher Hobie Landrith first in the expansion draft.”

“Plea to the early 1960's NY Mets. "Can't anyone here play this game?”

“Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: you can win or you can lose or it can rain.”

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”

“There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them. ”