“Can I keep you?”

“Can I help it if the world cannot worship what it has not first martyred?”

“There's more truth in a grain of sand than you'll ever hear from man, woman, saint or sage. We classicists would sooner trust a potsherd.”

“Every person writes his own book with the example of his life.”

“What is history if not one endless assault on love?”

“There was nothing like double chocolate chip to solve the sexual problems of women everywhere.”

“Pleasing a woman, hearing the sultry words spill from her lips as he pushed her over the edge, that’s what got him off.”