“And you should not be out and about in your nightgown. There are Lightwoods wandering these halls.”
“You are the Lightwoods — you are all that is left of the Lightwoods.”
“You must have your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed.”
“Marriage is more about snore strips and flannel nightgowns than candlelight dinners.”
“Good, strong knickers underneath your nightgown will inhibit access to the fertile crescent.”
“Trust your luck, Taran Wanderer. But don't forget to put out your nets!”