“Bitten? You mean you're a-""A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.”
“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes. ”
“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.”
“You're an asshole.""Everyone says that like they're surprised." Remy & Ender- Unleashing the Storm”
“Poor baby--you're money's all gone. Stolen by a girl. Money gotten by illegal means. Let's not pretend you were feeding orphans, asshole."~Meg”
“Nobody likes a dick. Except a pussy. Or an asshole. Or a goat’s mouth.”