“Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.”
“I was laughing at you because declarations of love amuse me, especially when unrequited.”
“unrequitted love amuses me”
“Unrequited love is bad, but unrequitable love can really get you down.”
“Inadequate love is love. Unrequited love is love.”
“When unrequited love is the most expensive thing on the menu, sometimes you settle for the daily special.”