“He remembered Simon warning him, with wryness, that Clary had the nuclear bomb of boyfriends.”
“No. That's Clary; shes's my best friend." Simon pocketed his phone. "And she has a boyfriend. Like, really, really, really has a boyfriend. The nuclear bomb of boyfriends. Trust me on this one.”
“Lawful good to lawful evil!" said Simon, pleased."He's quoting Dungeons and Dragons," said Clary. "Ignore him.”
“Clary: Now that I'm in your mind, want to see some mental pictures of Jace?Simon: I heard that and NO... You've seen him naked?Clary: Well not entirely but-Simon: Enough”
“Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.”
“He saved your life,” Clary pointed out.“Details,” said Simon dismissively.”