“I am so screwed.”

“I screwed her over. I didn't want to see her screwed over by someone else.”

“The descent into hell is easy." said Alec. "You just said kiss the cook" "Dammit" said Simon. "I knew Jace was screwing with me”

“Screw the Silent Brothers.""No thanks. There's strong and silent, and then there's just freaky.""Isabelle!”

“You said I am a good man," he said. "But I am not that good a man. And I am--I am catastrophically in love with you.”

“I've screwed everything up royally. I remember you saying that growing up happens when you start having things you look back on and wish you could change.”

“I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am”