“If the marriage were valid, she'd be your sister-in-law.”
“Although I notice there is never a truly good time to have a nice long chat with one´s mother-in-law, unless you are having an extraordinary life and marriage and your mother-in-law is, say, Maureen Dowd, or Indira Gandhi. Someone of that ilk.”
“She'd [Allegra] look like Foxy Brown's little sister, except her head is SHAVED SMOOTH.”
“act as if the maxim of your action were to become by your will a general law of nature.”
“It wasn't my mom at all, it was her sister Margaret - they were twins, and when their faces were masked I could barely tell the difference. Margaret's voice was a little lighter, though, a little more...energetic. I figured it was because she'd never been married.”
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