“If you run into a psychic wall face-first, do you wind up with psychic bruises?-Clary, pg.239-”

“Yeah, well, you clearly also couldn't be bothered to call me and tell me you were shacking up with some dyed-blond wanna-be goth you probably met at Pandemonium. After I spent the past three days wondering if you were dead.""I was not shacking up," Clary said, glad of the darkness as the blood rushed to her face."And my hair is naturally blond," said Jace. "Just for the record."Simon, Clary, and Jace, pg. 115”

“What are you doing here anyway?""'Here' as in your bedroom or 'here' as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet?"-Clary & Jace, pg.306-”

“How are you feeling?""Like someone massaged me with a cheese grater."-Clary & Simon, pg.297-”

“Jesus," said Clary."I doubt he'd fit (in the wooden box).""Jace." Clary was apalled.-Clary & Jace, pg.255-”

“Clary wondered how many boyfriends she'd turned into rats by accident.-Clary to Isabelle, pg.245-”

“The missing stairs baffled Clary. What did vampires have against stairs?-Clary, pg.266-”