“Love potions? For Will Herondale? T’aint my way to turn down payment, but any man who looks like you has got no need of love potions, and that’s a fact.”

“I will show you a love potion without drug or herb, or any witch's spell; if you wish to be loved, love.”

“Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison.”

“Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.”

“I’m out of health potions. Retreat! Retreat! Give me some of your health potions!” I screamed. “I don’t have any potions. Run, bitch, run,” Brody squealed. The red ran out on my health and my assassin was transported, stripped of everything we’d earned, back to the starting camp. “I’m dead! Fuck, they killed me!”

“The search for one's first professional job is not unlike a magical love potion: when one wants to fall in love with the next thing one sees, one generally does.”