“No body told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend.”
“No one told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend." "We're Millennium Lint now," Simon protested”
“To call you my critic is to call you my friend.”
“You can’t become a famous garage band if you never perform outside your garage. That’s why my band plays in my driveway.”
“You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.”
“Your name is a golden bell hung in my heart. I would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name.”