“Raphael snapped, "This isn't funny.""That's why no one's laughing."-Raphael & Jace, pg.272-”

“Jace whistled. "Raphael is really having an exceptionally bad night."-Jace, pg.283-”

“Why, oh why, had Jace picked a fight with a pack of wolves? What had possessed him? Then again, it was Jace. He'd pick a fight with a Mack truck if the urge took him.-Clary, pg.40-”

“Why does it take girls so long to shower?” he demanded. “Mortal girls, Shadowhunters, female warlocks, you‘re all the same. I‘m not getting any younger waiting out here.”-Magnus to Clary, pg.272-”

“Anything?" She laughed. "Like what kind of anything did you want?""Well, when I was five, I wanted to take a bath in spaghetti."-Clary & Jace, pg.310-”

“This one incident I will not allow you to shrug off!""I wasn't planning to," Jace said. "I can't shrug anything off. My shoulder's dislocated."-Hodge & Jace, pg.296-”

“Why are you such an asshat?""An asshat?" Jace looked as if he were about to laugh.”