“unrequitted love amuses me”
“Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.”
“I was laughing at you because declarations of love amuse me, especially when unrequited.”
“Unrequited love is bad, but unrequitable love can really get you down.”
“Inadequate love is love. Unrequited love is love.”
“All love is unrequited. All of it.”