“very funny my sarcastic friend”
“I'm sarcastic and facetious. It's hard to find those people on the first encounter. I can be nice, but I don't want nice friends. I want funny, gregarious, sarcastic, and smart friends. It's so nice to hear you're not alone.”
“Very funny, Scotty. Now beam me up my clothes.”
“I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny”
“Whats my title? Am I admiral or captain or-" "Repair Boy!" "Very funny Piper.”
“Your heart and my heartare very, very old friends.”