“Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming.”
“I don't know what sort of occasion I was waiting for...because everyday was a special occasion with your father.”
“Don't save something for a special occasion. Every day of your life is a special occasion.”
“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?”
“Dan keeps telling Snow White that "Christmas is coming!" How can he be killed most easily? With the fewest stains?”
“Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.”