“We can buy you one of those books they have for little kids 'Timmy Has Two Dads'. Except I don't think they have one called 'Timmy Has Two Dads and One of Them Was Evil'. That part you're just going to have to work through on your own.”

“All the world's a stage, Timmy Quinn, but it's not the only one…"The Turtle Boy (The Timmy Quinn Series (Book One)”

“Can I have a Happy Meal?""don't you think you're getting a little old for that?""I'm only seven, Dad.”

“Relentlessly, I read on: “Number one: Make at least two friends your own age. Number two: Go places besides your room. Number three: Get boyfriend. Number four: Make sure Mom and Dad notice numbers one through three.”

“One of them is probably Michael, I think. All I have to do to find my dad is go to church.”

“That's another thing that doesn't turn me off, sweetheart, knowin' that you come with those kids and you need to know that. You also need to know I want kids of my own, two of them. But I don't care, if this works out between me and you, that the kids we have will have an older brother and sister that don't have my blood, just my heart.”