“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”

“When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.”

“When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade!”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”

“When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.”

“If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.”

“Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly."Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.”