“Why are you such an asshat?""An asshat?" Jace looked as if he were about to laugh.”

“What else did he say?”She screwed up her face. “Oh, some weird thing about telling you that he still feels the same way about that tent, and he promises to say it to you in person next time he sees you.”I gave a bark of laughter that was more of a sob. “That asshat,” I blubbered.Elodie nodded in sympathy. “Such an asshat.”

“Asshat! You Darth Vadered me!" (Delaney to Rowan)”

“I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses.”

“That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away.”

“The water near me stirred and then a Sharkface rose up out of it as if on an elevator, slow, his mouth tilted up into a small smile. He stood there on the water perhaps five feet away from me. His eyeless face looked smug."Warden," he said."Asshat," I replied.”