“Youre a public menace.You shouldnt be allowed out on your own."said Simon."Jealousy is such an ugly emotion,Lewis."said Jace.”

“I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.”

“Jace slammed his hand down on the stele. “Clary-““She said she doesn’t want it,” said Simon. “Ha-ha.”“Ha-ha?” Jace looked incredulous. “That’s your comeback?”

“Well, I hate to tell you this," she said, "but your friend is an asshole.""He's not my friend," said Simon. "And I couldn't agree with you more, actually."-Maia & Simon about Jace, pg.49-”

“So, technically," Simon said, "even though Jace isn't actually related to you, you have kissed your brother.”

“You're a public menace. You shouldn't be allowed out on your own.”

“Are you allowed to date faeries?” Clary asked finally. “Would your-would the Lightwoods be cool with Isabelle and whatshisname-”“Meliron,” put in Simon.“-Meliron going out?”“I‘m not sure they‘re going out,” Jace said, weighting the last two words with a heavy irony. “I‘d guess they mostly stay in. or in this case, under.”