“I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap.”
“People assume because I'm a coffee expert I drink lots of coffee. I can't. It takes me half an hour to brew my perfect cup. Do the math. I simply don't have time to drink more.”
“My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we approach the end.”
“I don't drink coffee I take tea my dearI like my toast done on one side ..."(Englishman in New York)”
“I need either a small coffee or a large nap.”
“I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT”