“Like other women who sought equality, the amount of trouble I cause is inversely proportional to my physical size.”
“My happiness grows in direct proportion to my acceptance, and in inverse proportion to my expectations.”
“I have long held the opinion that the amount of noise that anyone can bear undisturbed stands in inverse proportion to his mental capacity and therefore be regarded as a pretty fair measure of it.”
“Hope and reality lie in inverse proportions.”
“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”
“Girls possess sexual tact in inverse proportion to their standard of education.”