“I'm not an if at first you don't succeed kind of a girl. When it comes to marriage I'm more of a one and done type.”

“The one who kills runs the risk of destroying the entire world just building up the courage to meet death eye-to-eye.”

“Therefore, you are without excuse, every one of you who passes judgement. For by the standard by which you judge another you condemn yourself, since you, the judge, do the very same things.”

“We have no form, therefore we fear it and because we are formless, we revere it, thus we are slain”

“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!”

“There are two kinds of people who sit around all day thinking about killing people...mystery writers and serial killers. I'm the kind that pays better.”

“When you say things like that to me, I call it a Kardashian. Know why? Because I'm looking for the but.”