“Zombie and guns—what could be better?”
“Everything's better with zombies - NOT”
“I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.”
“If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over with myself, and neither of us could agree if that is true or not!!!”
“Finally they had started shooting zombies. That was much better.”
“Anyway, I learned an important lesson from all of this: While gun ownership ismorally reprehensible in the civilized world, firepower is more or lessde rigeur in a zombie apocalypse.”