“Serial killer aren't creative.""Watch a little Dexter and get back to me on that.”
“When I watched Lifetime original movies, it took me a day or two to get over the idea that the cute boy next door is actually a serial killer.”
“Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers”
“One serial killer sends me a human head in a box, and I get all spooked; Go figure.”
“Justice might well prevail in the end, but ordinary people like me had no guarantee of surviving that long. We might get killed on the whim of some serial killer first.”
“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”