“Some people aren't worth crying for.”

“Love and romance are things worth waiting for.”

“Serial killer aren't creative.""Watch a little Dexter and get back to me on that.”

“You say one more word to anyone and I'm telling people you cried in here tonight because you thought Daisy was breaking up with you.' 'You wouldn't.' Leo's phone rings. 'He would,' he says, laughing as he answers it.”

“It's harder to make someone laugh than it is to make them cry.”

“Don't worry Corelli, girls love a guy who can cry.”

“he wasn't who I thought he'd be. Mum stroked my hair and said, "Sometimes they aren't. Sometimes they make you vomit."This did not comfort me.”