“The stars are on the inside. They are effing beautiful.”
“And she says, “Then let’s just take the effing road and get ourselves to Haven.”I smile, a little. “You said effing,” I say. “You actually said the word effing.”
“Holy effing moly.”
“Oh No! My wings are effed up!”
“I don't need new boots I got bluchers back down home. Eff the effing bluchers I'll buy you new adjectival effing elastic sided boots.”
“HOLY MOTHER EFFING SPARKLY VAMPIRES IS HE HOT”