“No I just feel a little dizzy. You know, like when you try to read the newspaper in the car and all the lines start waving around and go blurry?""That doesn't happen to me""Oh.”

“nothing exciting ever happens, so you stop thinking it's going to. and then something does happen, and you miss it. completely. ”

“I hate when I'm an idiot and I don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy, to really revel in it, take pictures.”

“Why was it that whenever I started to not detest him, he did something like this?”

“Maybe the only reason I like him is because I had a crush on him for so long it became a part of me.”

“I’m all in favor of recycling everything we can, but it’s strange to see your past walking around with a new identity.”

“I slid over to the edge of the bed and leaned back, letting my hair fall onto him."Ack!" he cried. "Don't scare me like that!”