“Right. Of course. Well, then that makes sense, I guess." Open mouth, insert sand-covered foot.”
“Let's see if your right foot is as fearless as your mouth.”
“Dentopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it. I've been practicing it for years.”
“God grant me the serenity to accept my goal weight, the courage to resist anything with more than three hundred calories, and the wisdom to check the fat grams before I open my mouth and insert a fork.”
“guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority.""well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.”
“Human beings were given a left foot and a right foot to make a mistake first to the left, then to the right, left again and repeat.”