“I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.”
“It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.- Erma Bombeck”
“I've heard a lot about you, Rose. Don't worry. It was all good." "No, it wasn't.”
“I've dreamed a lot, but i'm not a very good sleeper.”
“I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.”
“Men's loyalty to their women dies hard - and almost always too late. ("I'm Dangerous Tonight")”