“Cut my life into pizzas. this is my plastic fork. oven baking, no breathing, dont give a fuck if its carbs that i'm eating' -Catherine Spann”
“I'm allergic to fingers, so I have to eat pizza with my feet. You should see me eat on the run.”
“A half-baked idea is okay as long as it's in the oven.”
“Imagination is not an icing on the cake of life but the oven in which it is baked.”
“He was so close it was hard to breathe. It was exactly like being next to an oven baking a really spicy apple pie.”
“Right now I’m naked, like how my pizza comes out of the oven. I like my toppings like I like my women: topless. I love me some pepperoni.”