“For though, as we have said, all children are heartless, this is not precisely true of teenagers. Teenage hearts are raw and new, fast and fierce, and they do not know their own strength. Neither do they know reason or restraint, and if you want to know the truth, a goodly number of grown-up hearts never learn it.”
“You and I, being grown-up and having lost our hearts at least twice or thrice along the way, might shut our eyes and cry out: Not that way, child! Butas we have said, September was Somewhat Heartless, and felt herself reasonably safe on that road. Children always do.”
“First," said Ms. Johnson, "I want you to know that you are all winners,"Why do grown-ups always say that? Duh,we know we're not all winners.”
“All children are heartless. They have not grown a heart yet, which is why they can climb tall trees and say shocking things and leap so very high that grown-up hearts flutter in terror.”
“Patrick: How do you know so much about dating? You're a teenage girl.Tess: Because I'm a teenage girl.”
“Erections, as we all know, come to the teenager on a plate.”