“Never trust anyone under one hundred!”
“I would never trust her. Not one hundred percent. Not the way some people can trust their mothers.”
“Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan. Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach. And NEVER ever, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!”
“Never trust anyone who uses the word party as a verb but never trust anyone who would rather be grammatically correct than to party.”
“Remember, this is important: Never trust that you will be saved by anyone.”
“Never trust anyone, Daniel, especially the people you admire. Those are the ones who will make you suffer the worst blows.”