“Oh, quit that. Blushing is for virgins and Christians.”
“The Dying Christian to His Soul (1712)-Vital spark of heav'nly flame!Quit, oh quit, this mortal frame:Trembling, hoping, ling'ring, flying,Oh the pain, the bliss of dying!Stanza 1.”
“Oh, that fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
“Well, with that filly in my line of vision blushing like a virgin, something in me was bound to stand at attention. And my walking legs were occupied.”
“Oh Christian... my possessive, jealous, control freak Christian.”
“You're playing with fire askin' that question, darlin'.""Why's that?""'Cause my very explicit answer would make you blush like a virgin and run screamin' for the Black Hills.”