“When I can't sleep I count the buckles on my straightjacket.”
“But I know I'll never sleep again. I can't close my eyes when I'm next to her. It's like sleeping with a spider.”
“I can't sleep,I can't but when all else fails I just breath...”
“When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.”
“I vote to have my vote voided—which means my vote won’t count even when it counts, and it will count even when it won’t count.”
“I sometimes get up at night when I can't sleep and walk down into my library and open one of my books and read a paragraph and say, 'My God, did I write that?”