“If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one.”

“I think I have many spenglerian moods about the country, and that some day people will look back and think 'this was a really goofy, unadmirable stupid time.”

“The idea that hunting is one against one is ludicrous. It's one animal versus the hunter, the manufacturer of the rifle, the bullet maker, the designer and manufacturer of the telescopic sight, the auto manufacturer who made the car the hunter got to the edge of the wild in, the maker of his waterproof shoes, the various manufacturers of his mittens, glasses, overcoat--and that's only the beginning of the list. The "sportsman" who shoots an animal should then make a speech, like the actor who wins an Oscar does, thanking the multitudes behind the scenes who made this "victory" possible.”

“If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.”

“Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.”

“It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. ”

“As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.”