“So exquisitely slopped that he didn't know if he was on land or at sea.”
“I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.”
“Okay, 'Best Party Ever' -- to me, that's like saying 'Best Gym Ever' or 'Best Nature Documentary Ever,' like how good can it really be?”
“It was the first time I’d ever been in a Roller. I sat there in the back seat, like the King of England, thinking, 'Three years ago, you were a puke remover in a slaughterhouse, and before that you were doling out slop to child molesters in Winson Green. Now look where you are.'”
“It could have been possible to put a little more fuck you into his tone, but some of it might've slopped out the sides.”