“Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't mean you have to toot his horn.”

“So I guess this just means all guys are pieces of shit!”

“Just because a person is young doesn’t mean that being loyal to someone isn’t important. And it still hurts if someone isn’t loyal to you.”

“What you are doesn't matter. Because what you are isn't going to change who you are.”

“His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy.”

“You told dad you didn't know what happened to his underwear. But You'd just flame-broiled his shorts on the grill.”

“You couldn't always control life, just your response to it.”